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9 Terrible Cracker Jokes To Make You Laugh This Christmas

After the stress of cooking a Christmas dinner, a terrible cracker joke and a Bucks Fizz is just what you need to get you back into the Christmas Spirit.

1.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?

Arthur

Arthur who?
Arthur any mince pies left?

You gotta love a mince pie.

2.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
A Christmas Quacker!

Fancy duck likes a giggle.

3.

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!

Laughter? Anybody?

4.

What does Miley Cyrus have at Christmas?

Twerky!

Well, that’s disturbing.

5.

How did Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of Christmas passed!

Classic Muppets.

6.

What athlete is warmest in winter?
A long jumper!

7.

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
Because they were two deer!

8.

Why don’t you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?
Because he has private elf care!

Who doesn’t love Elf?!

9.

Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!

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